"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone. You're telling me that this whole time you've just been making...

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone. You're telling me that this whole time you've just been making up the horoscopes?"
(A man speaks to a writer at his desk in a newspaper office.)

Published in The New Yorker 12/7/2009
by Zachary Kanin